JOKES- ME AND MY GF

My Galfriend told me late last month that
it's
over between us, I thought about it and I
found out that life without her is
meaningless. So, I decided to kill myself. I jumped
from
my reading table to my
mouka
foam, I didn't die, I went to an express
road &
looked carefully before crossing the road,
nothing happened to me. I drank 4 bottles of
lacasera
with too much suya but
nothing happened, I took a lot of mangoes
without swallowing the seeds, yet I
didn't see hell!
I proceeded to another level of
concortion.... So, I prepared gizzard and kidney
sauce
with strawberry juice and
lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing
happened. I ate cake, chocolate mixed
with ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so
worried now cause I Just finished eating
fried rice with chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad
but
nothing still happened to
me. I'm really upset right now.
My friends, what do I do?
Should I try
plantain
and chicken with fresh milk. Will it work? Advice
me
please.
I'm waiting for your advice..