BREAKING: INEC POSTPONE ELECTIONS DATE

News breaking out of INEC Headquaters at Abuja
reveal that plans are being made to postpone the
elections scheduled to hold in February next year
to November of the same year in order to allow the
major actors in the election get ready for the polls
on all sides.
According to INEC Chairman, Professor Attahiru
Jega, “We have received multiple complaints from
the parties contesting the polls, particularly APC and
PDP that there is hardly enough time for their
candidates to sufficiently prepare for the elections
scheduled to hold on February 14.
For example, PDP complained that President
Goodluck Jonathan needs more time tpo spend his
21 billion Naira while in office without being
disturbed by EFCC. This is very understandable, as
the immunity clause that applies to the president
empowers him to act outside the probe of
investigation.

PDP also complained that President Goodluck
Jonathan needs more time to look for and appoint a
Campaign Director, especially given the fact that
MAVIN Boss Don Jazzy recently refused the offer
to be his Campaign Director. The President can’t
effectively prepare for the elections without a
Campaign team.
I am personally recommending and suggesting that
the President appoints Banky W to head his
campaign team.
APC also complained that their Vice Presidential
candidate Professor Yemi Osibanjo needs more
time to dye his hair into a presentable format. We
all know that his hair is not electorable enough, and
APC needs to do something about it.
They also complained that Buhari needs more time
to complete his medical check-ups abroad, and he
has not even gone for any.
Therefore, in view of the above reasons advanced
by the two major political parties, the elections
hereby stand postponed till November.