7 secrets men keep from women

Oh, the secrets men keep from women. Wouldn’t you
like to know what goes on inside that head of his?
There are a lot of things about men that will always be
a mystery to women, but we’ve been listening in on
locker room conversations and we’ve learned a few
surprising things about men that you never knew. Here
are a few of the secrets that men keep from women.

1. MEN THINK WOMEN WITH NO MAKEUP ARE SEXY

And most women would die before they let a man catch
them without their face on! But apparently, the joke’s
on us, gals. Despite all our effort, men are saying they
prefer a more natural look. Does this mean he really
likes how you look before you put on the war paint? Or
does he just think he prefers the natural look because
he has no idea what the real you really looks like?
Although women spend thousands of dollars every year
on beauty products – in large part so they can enhance
their appearance to impress men- men say that they
hate lipstick transfer when they kiss you, and they think
all that “eye-junk” and stuff makes you look fake.
Young ethnic couple in love
There are a few other things men think are sexy that
women will find surprising:
Soft tummies. What?! Here we are killing ourselves for
flat abs and they really like a little pooch in the belly?
No way! But…yes way. Soft curves and rounded
stomachs are a turn-on for men. They like for women
to feel soft, feminine and cuddly. It makes them feel
protective and affectionate, as well as making them feel
like they don’t have to be so perfect if you aren’t
perfect. They also say that sometimes those chicks
with hard bodies and six-pack abs are too intimidating.
Drinking beer. Did you think you were sexy and
sophisticated sipping from a straw in that pink drink
with the umbrella? Relax a little and order a beer
instead. Men feel like a girl who drinks beer is more
approachable, probably more fun to hang out with, than
women who drink more elegant beverages. Maybe this
one isn’t really all that surprising. Think about it- put his
two favorite things together and of course he’s turned
on! Hot girls and beer? All in one? He’s probably
drooling.
Granny panties. Wearing matching, lacy lingerie is the
first step in our plan of seduction. Women carefully
select just the right sexy bra and panties set to wear
any time there’s a possibility of getting undressed in
front of a man. Who would have thought that plain white
cotton drawers would be such a turn-on for guys? It
gives a man a sense of pride and accomplishment to
get you out of your clothes and find you in plain
underwear, because it shows him you weren’t planning
to have s*x and he’s just so attractive and good at
seduction that you couldn’t resist.

2. MOST MEN WHO CHEAT USUALLY STILL LOVE
THEIR WIVES.

You might think that if a man has an affair with another
woman that means he doesn’t love his wife anymore.
Men become dissatisfied with their lives and seek
something new and different usually to restore their
own self-confidence. They may feel less important
when kids and careers take priority with their wives,
they may feel ashamed of their own financial
shortcomings, or feel like they are missing out on the
fun of their former single lifestyle. Stepping out with
another woman doesn’t necessarily mean he wants out
of his marriage. So if you’re the “other woman” waiting
for him to leave his wife who “doesn’t understand him,”
– don’t hold your breath. And if you’re the wife, just
because you know he still loves you doesn’t mean you
have to accept a cheater.

3. THEY ALL FALL FOR THE FAKE CLIMAX.

Sometimes it seems like it has gone on forever and
he’s never going to quit. If you are ready to just roll
over and go to sleep already, you can fairly easily
convince him that he is a wonderful lover who has
given you a fantastic climax so he’ll finish up and let
you get your beauty rest. He is so ready to believe that
he is the world’s greatest lover that there isn’t a man
alive who can see through a fake climax. All it takes is
a little moaning and squirming, some “Oh, baby, oh, my
god,” and a couple of Kegel exercises and he thinks
he’s the man- which spurs him on to get his and get it
over with.

4. MEN ARE PROUD OF THEIR PAYCHECKS

It all goes back to the caveman days when the man
would hunt mammoth and bring home meat to the
cave. He feels like he’s not a “real man” unless he’s the
provider, even if he’s not really an old-fashioned guy.
Sure, he believes in women’s rights and supports you in
your career, but if your paycheck is bigger than his, he
feels less of a man.

5. GUYS ACTUALLY LIKE FIXING THINGS AROUND THE
HOUSE.

Still on the caveman philosophy, men feel proud of
themselves if they fix the sagging cabinet door or re-
grout the bathroom tile. Don’t mix up fixing things with
doing chores, though. Taking out the trash doesn’t give
them the same sense of accomplishment as fixing the
leaky sink, so plan on having to keep nagging him to do
that.

6. YES, HE WAS LOOKING AT HER

So you’re strolling down the sidewalk hand-in-hand with
your boyfriend and along comes one of those really hot
girls that make you feel like the ugly stepsister. She’s
strutting her stuff in a low-cut top or some Daisy
Dukes, and your head automatically turns to check and
see if your guy has noticed her. Go ahead and hiss that
whispered question every woman asks at one time or
another: “Were you looking at her?”
Well, of course he was looking at her. It doesn’t mean
he wants to let go of your hand and go after her. It just
means that every man is born with built-in “babe radar”
and there’s no “Off” button. A man’s eyes are geared to
magnetically stray towards the sight of legs and
cleavage. And if you don’t see him looking, it just
means that he has excellent peripheral vision.

7. ALL MEN SECRETLY WISH THEY WERE KIDS
AGAIN.

No matter how long he’s been wearing a suit to work,
no matter how responsible he is about paying bills, he
really wishes he was 15 again. They might not play
video games anymore or ride a skateboard, but no man
ever truly leaves behind the kid he was, even when he
seems like a mature adult.